🔥 IC Inbox; deerington

[restinglichface]

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Sup, nerd. I'm off doing something better with my time, so leave a message or whatever.

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[extremeteenbible]

HEY do you like... care about that one time I stole the umbrastaff and did an interpretive jazz daance to It's Raining Men?

*dance

[restinglichface]

probbbbably coulda picked a better song
but at least it wasnt anaconda again

u thinking back on all the times u boys looked totally stupid while i was umbrellafied?

[extremeteenbible]

huh? what?

[ Cripes, he didn't send that message! Where did it come from??? ]

i don't know what you're talking about. I never danced with the umbrestaff! LIES, I tell you, LIES!

[restinglichface]

uuuuh you good over there old man?

i kinda just assumed u did cuz it totally seems on brand for u
but tbf i couldnt always see the shit u fucks were doing
had to use my imagination a lot

[extremeteenbible]

[ methinks the dwarf doth protest too much ]

look, if i DID do it
--WHITH I'm not sayin i did

*which

It woulda been a sight to behold. Inspirational a-f.

[restinglichface]

look
taako may not be down for u to play backup dancer to his routine
but u know i gotta soft spot for ur dorky grandpa moves

[extremeteenbible]

you do?

[ WELL that changes things. ]

then sister, these hot grandpa moves are ALL YOURS.

[restinglichface]

NO

i said DORKY NOT HOT
dont put that curse on me merle i swear to pan

[extremeteenbible]

NOW you're religious?
100 years I couldn't get any of you to convert, and this is where you come to Pan?????

[restinglichface]

if it means i dont have to see u strutting around naked ill become the most religious chick u know

[extremeteenbible]

well then sister...
get ready to start prayin!

[restinglichface]

pan help me

[extremeteenbible]

THERE'S NO HELP FOR YOU NOW!!!!!!!