restinglichface | Open rp post!

um I did okay
A-, messed up a couple formulas
I’ll send you them, hang on

[... hang on. Since when does he just give away pop quiz answers? Yes, he agreed to do Lup’s assignments for her, but only because he’d been kind of a dick to her - although the more he thinks about it, she might have juked him on that one - but he’s never been the kinda guy that cute girls wanna copy homework from. Too stubborn and nerdy even for that. Plus, he’s on the student council. People know not to go through him.

But here he is, ready and willing to type up his pop quiz answers to a girl who just blatantly threatened to screw over another girl’s diet regimen.

He hesitates. Reads through their chat log. For once in his life, Barry takes a risk.]

What’s it get me?
If you want the answers, it’s going to cost you

[Well, well, well. Lup's eternally grateful for the screens between them, because she's not sure she could have kept the surprise from her face at Barry J. Bluejean's sudden boldness. It's a new look on him, one she absolutely wasn't expecting, but not one that gives the young woman any pause.

Barry's only left sweating and feeling sick for just a few seconds, before xXxFlAmInGdEm0n69xXx is typing... pops up.]

fair enough
name ur price

are u secretly a huge perv
u gonna ask for special pics
gonna beg to feel me up
gonna trade ur answers to see my tits??
is that what u want

[hes gonna puke hes gonna puke holy shit shes going to out him as some sleazy manipulative weirdo to everyone in school—]

what????

[Barry can’t tell if she’s being serious - he certainly hopes she’s not serious!! he’s not some kinda perv!!! nope!!!! doesn’t get him all excited or nothing!!!!!! not at all!!!!!!! - but his reaction is immediate and incredulous and virginal.]

I would never do that to you!
I’m not that kinda guy!!
I was gonna say like
stop your brother from stealing my lunch money all the time
Not inappropriate pictures good lord

Edited 2019-06-26 01:42 (UTC)

oh

[Thrown for two loops in the last few minutes? That's quite the accomplishment, Barry. To be honest, Lup's not sure whether to be offended that he doesn't want her pictures, flattered he's enough of a gentleman to not need to stoop to that level, or amused at his over-the-top reaction. The guy's absolutely a total virgin, of course the offer of seeing the best pair of tits in the school would make him totally lose it, but it still makes her think.

She was kind of hoping for at least a little more out of him in this request.]

cant make any promises about taako
hes kind of his own guy
and he isnt take chem this year

but i can put in a good word for u
try and get him to chill for awhile

[It’s not that he would mind seeing her topless pictures - virginal and nerdy though he may be, he’s still a boy through and through. And there’s no doubt in his mind Lup is one of the hottest girls in school. The Internet has taught him to be careful not to fetishize trans girls, and he would never ever put any gross labels on her, but... he can’t deny that’s part of what makes her so insanely attractive to him. She knows she’s pretty, she’s comfortable in her own skin, she owns her hotness wholly and completely. She’s just crazy hot, okay?

But Barry is a nervous little gentleman. He would never ask for nudes from someone ever.]

I guess beggars can’t be choosers huh
It’s a deal
If you can like... also make him not shove me into lockers, that’d be just swell.

Emailing you the pop quiz answers now

By the way, the history presentation should be done sometime tonight

my tits are great btw
in case u were wondering

[Just in case he needed the reminder...]

fuck ur fast
thanks bluejeans :)))
not 100% i can talk taako out of taking ur money
but i can def get him to lay off on the locker shoves
that one i can do
can keep the jocks off of u too if u want
everyone cept like me ;)
i get special locker shoving privileges since ur my nerd now

[MMMMMM HE DOESN’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT HER TITS MORE THAN HE ALREADY DOES THANK YOU—]

name’s still not bluejeans
But yeah, of course. I work fast

... You can actually do that?
Keep all the jocks off my back..?
And what’s that mean... “my nerd”?

[He’d be lying if he said he didn’t love the sound of that, being her nerd now.]

[sounds fake]

uuuuuh natch?
ofc i can
what u think i cant bully the jocks into doing whatever i say
those idiots all know whos at the top of the food chain at school boyo

and u know
if im gonna tell them to back off its cuz ur one of mine
like
my go to schoolwork guy

Yes of course
Schoolwork guy
Yes that
that makes sense

[Right. Like he even has a chance of being more than Lup’s homework slave until graduation. Suppose it’s better than nothing. Maybe he imagined the connection he felt with her last night, talking about the sociopolitical climates of D&D settings. Of course he did. Idiot.]

I don’t know how you manage
Standing up to the jocks and stuff?
Isn’t it scary?

[If lup feels even a hint of his disappointment over their messenger conversation, she doesn't bring it up, doesn't bat an eye on her end.]

those fucks?
not really much to be scared abt with them my guy
they are all total wussies
no matter how tough they act

all u gotta do is get em alone and they totes crumble
thats why they travel in packs
they aint shit

Not in my experience, sadly
But of course, I don’t have your kind of status

[~~or tits~~]

I think I will just continue keeping to myself
Although I want you to know I really appreciate you keeping them off my back
Honestly, Lup
Not having to worry going down the hallway anymore is going to feel very nice
:-)

[he turns on the sweetness out of nowhere, throwing out that smilie face with surprising sincerity, that it makes something in the girl's chest flutter. oh.]

for sure barry
ill keep em off ya
not a prob
u can strut up and down the hallway w/o worry

but like if u ever wanna learn
ill give u some lessons on standing up for urself
betcha got some tough under all that nerd

Ha ha ha
I sincerely doubt it
I don’t think I was made tough

But thank you for the offer, Lup

[it’s distressingly hard to type anything smart or witty or profound when your stomach is full of butterflies and your head feels like it’s full of wet cotton. Barry’s face feels like it’s burning red.

Stupid. She’s probably just teasing him, alluding to some time or another she cornered him and made him feel small and weak, and Barry’s just having a hard time reading her tone over instant messaging. She doesn’t mean anything nice about it. This is Lup we’re talking about. A bully and a mean girl. Probably laughing her ass off on the other end of the screen. Snap out of it, Barry.

It’s not enough to convince the butterflies to die down.]

Should finish up the history presentation in a bit, then starting your lit essay.
Just so you know.

wouldnt bet on it
i always end up surprising people
bet u would too if u let urself

[she's ready to keep flirting with him, to keep barry online with her and talking for as long as she can keep him there. to follow whatever this is as far as she can, to keep the wonderful fluttery feeling going. but barry is trying to slip away to finish her own homework and there's not much lup can say against that.

she wants that assignment done, alright, but she also wants to talk to him. this has to be the worst thing to ever happen in her life.]

dunk
cant wait to see

[and then a few seconds later, before he can reply]

what r u doing tomorrow????

Hm

[Spoken like a boy who thinks the girl on the other end is full of shit.

That seems to be the end of it for now, Lup conceding to letting him return to her homework, leaving Barry to stew on his own and ignore how weird his body feels from talking to her. He’s not sure if it’s a nice feeling - it feels like he’s being tickled and experiencing vertigo at the same time, a nauseating panicked sucking sensation right in his gut pulling him closer to a cliff’s edge, even as his skin feels all tingly and nice. It’s confusing. Barry doesn’t like confusing.

At least it’s over... he thinks, for maybe seven blissful seconds, before the chime of a new message pulls him right back in again. What’s with her?? Can’t she take a vague conversation ender for what it is???]

Um?
Finishing up your essay? And
getting started on our bio project?
Why?

oh right

[she kind of gave him a lot to do. didn't she?]

what abt fri afternoon??
we should like
skip class and hang

[UM

IS THIS REAL LIFE]

I
um
I was going to spend Friday doing my own homework.......

[NO BARRY YOU IDIOT SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES—]

[U H

THIS IS NOT ALLOWED]

so what
homework is more fun than chilling w me???
is that what ur saying

[this is the nightmare scenario]

I
That’s
I never said that!!!

But!!!

[BUT. W.H.A.T.]

Maybe we can hang after I finish your essay..? Before I start our chem thing! I can finish my own homework night before no prob!!

[what is she even doing?? she should be calling him four eyes and slamming him into lockers, not feeling a little breathless that this giant nerd actually agreed to hang out with her.

no one can ever know.]

yeah whatevs if that works its chill i guess
just text me whenever u finish up my essay and we can go to the mall or like
hang at ur house or something
doesnt matter
just like
u know

[stop TYPING]

cool

Oh
Yes
Okay
Cool

I will need your phone number then I suppose

[Did he actually just ask for a girl’s number?? The boys on the forum are never gonna believe him!!!!]

If you come to my house, we can just tell mom we’re working on the chem thing
I guess
We can play board games or um
watch tv

what is she like
home all of the time
thats so lame
shes not gonna hover over us is she
i dont chill well w parents

also like gimme urs first

Yes? She’s retired...
And she’s NOT lame.

I’ll put up with a lot, but not you talking crap about my mom. Just to make that real clear.

[He lets that sit for a minute before he gives Lup his phone number. If she’s gonna be gross about his mom, he’ll suggest they just head to the mall instead. No cute girl is worth hurting his mom’s feelings.]

[lup's pretty sure all moms are lame by default, but she's not going to talk shit about barry's mom. yet. that's only if she deserves it.]

yeah yeah
im not a total bitch calm down
if shes doesnt talk crap abt me i wont abt her either

i can be nice sometimes

Why would she talk crap about you?
I have never heard her say a mean thing about anyone or anything ever.
She’s gonna like you even if you’re mean to her.

I won’t like you though.

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