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(The moment she sees the message from Marco, before she even responds to him, she pulls up Lup's username and sends her a quick message, her heart racing.)

Lup
I just
Actually, how do I cc Taako in here too?

@coolertwin??? @taako

Somebody called Marco just messaged me, about the Fourth God. They've been working on a machine that allows people to visit their home worlds, and they've... asked me if I want to test it out.
What am I supposed to do? Is this a trap? He said that he knows you, Taako, so does he
Like, what kind of uh, vibe do you get off of him? I mean, I'm ninety-nine percent sure that this is the Hunger but I can't afford not to
But what if this is the end of it, and I
I don't know what to do

have you not met marco
fidds' husband
hes an honorary snake club member
also man why was i not just @taako wtf

anyway
hes kind of a shitty liar so i cant imagine hes fucking w you
but like
why you

Notice how I said 'somebody named Marco', thereby implying that I have never met the man before??? And who is Fidds
Pardon me for not keeping up with the intricacies of 'snake club'

I don't know! I'm freaking out!
What if I go and I can't come back? What if I go and all I see is that my spell didn't work and you're all dead? What if I get stuck there and neither of *you* ever come back
How am I supposed to tell Magnus and Merle and Davenport that you and Lup and Barry are here and some of you are snakes???? They're not going to believe me!
If they're even ALIVE
I might even not be alive!
Am I going to ruin the whole timeline by coming back if I'm already dead?

He's not messaging me back! I don't have any information, Taako!!

the
fuck

he said he knew taako but not me?????
fucking the fuck
weve been friends for nearly a whole fucking year and he reps taako instead of me????????
even tho his hubby and i are best friends???
and ive made him lunch before????!!!!!!
im bout to go kick that squishy squid ass of his i stg

[yes this is what shes focusing on]

Can both of you take me seriously for five minutes, *please*. He'll most likely need a prompt answer

one sec luce
haha lup marco likes me better than you
score

anyway now back to ur existential crisis
can you like
aaaask him these questions
does he know if its permanent??
i feel like youd test this on like not people first but i guess any and all not people cant tell you if it works

shit the fuck up taako

yeah i feel like we gotta get some more info here before any drastic measures are taken like
do we even need to check out the future anyway
we only have a couple of weeks before the cycle ends

I would like to check out *my* future. I left in the middle of something very important

I'm asking him now
It's not permanent, I'll be gone for 72 hours at most, and he assures me that it's completely safe

okkkk so like
go do it
what are you afraid of?
and what were you doing cuz it sounds like youre holding out on us

luce babe
if u wanna go check it out just go do it
marcos too much of a dweeb to con us
trust me i can see thru his shit way easy
if he says its 72 hours thats that

just bring us back a postcard or whatevs

I'm afraid of

(She sighs, staring at her phone, scrubbing a hand over her head. This is... impossible.)

Never mind, it isn't important
Thank you both for all the care and insight you've brought to the table

look do you want us to like
come with you??
can we do that
moral support elves

yeah come on lucy
tell us what u need girl

if u want us there
u know wed be right there
just tell us what u need
we goof cuz we care goobus

I know that but I really can't handle goofs right now, okay? I know it isn't part of your collective brand, but I need seriousness. This feels so big.

Even if you came along to see me off I don't think they'd let you through the portal with me so there's no point.
Can... can you just be there, when I get back? Like, right there?

yeah of course
will they let us do that?
to be totes clear i ask not because were not gonna be there im just trying to figure out how much breaking in this is going to involve
if you have an estimate

like they are gonna tell two nagas what to do

we are there lucy
no matter what

Okay.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be... uh, dramatic about it but that genuinely does make me feel better.
I'll make sure to ask Marco if you can both be there, but I don't see why not. I'll just tell him that you are my emotional support nagas.

marco cant stop us from doing fucking anything
lets be real here

also we should make friendship bracelets that say emotional support nagas
just saying

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