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[restinglichface]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, LUP. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 025.90.004.712 *** HotterTwin has joined 018.07.154.55 <HotterTwin> hey fam <HotterTwin> its chagirl lup <HotterTwin> leave me the deets or whatever

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[restinglichface]

hey that sounds like real fake
but ill bite

what did my brother do this time

[blap_blap]

he stole jack's entire dick!

i had to watch your brother run out of my house waving jack's dick around like a freakin wiggly rubber baton

and don't even try to tell me that you had nothing to do with it!!!

[restinglichface]

oh that

yeah it was def 100% all my idea

[blap_blap]

oh my god!! oh my god!!!

your ideas are terrible, i’m vetoing all of your ideas

just like preemptively

god it’s like you WANT jack to go ballistic on your brother

[restinglichface]

just try and stop me thug
this chick is run on bad ideas and dick theft

also like dont get me wrong
i dont want this guy to go psycho on my brother
but also id like to see him try

[blap_blap]

oh my god

didn't we have this conversation already??

i told you about how jack is with the murder, why does no one ever listen to me i'm talking about MURDER that's a thing you should pay attention to

this whole stupid stunt has totally used up taako's only Get Out Of Strangulation Free card

that's it! don't pass go, don't collect $200, go straight to jail

except jail in this case is jack crushing your brother's trachea

[restinglichface]

look
i only partially forgot abt the whole murder thing
mostly on account of how thats just something we all do p frequently nowadays huh

[it can't really be helped with the whole diet thing]

but fine
fair point
ill keep an eye on my brobro to make sure nothing happens to him
didnt know u cared so much timmy
its sweet <3