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[restinglichface]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, LUP. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 025.90.004.712 *** HotterTwin has joined 018.07.154.55 <HotterTwin> hey fam <HotterTwin> its chagirl lup <HotterTwin> leave me the deets or whatever

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Comments

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

bigger is not always better babe
my skin is tight and toned
not falling off my face like a worn out technicolor dreamcoat
you got permawrinkles babe im flawless

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

uh.

fucking where.

bitch u were looking in the mirror and got confused
this face is fucking snatched sweetie

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

what mirror
the one you cant look at cuz it cracks
Even Mirrors Know, Lulu

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

you best sleep with both eyes open tonight koko

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

so you can what
try and strangle me with your noodle bod against this hot thicc boi
good fuckin luck

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

oh
oh sweetie
its so cute u think ur thiccer than me
u sweet lil baby

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

oh my lovely sister
its not an opinion
its fact
you can argue about your hood or spikes or whatever but chaboys got the ass in this department and thats just how it is
set and match baybee

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

yaaaawn
talk about total fake news brobro
we both know every monster on this island would be on my side if this came to a vote
its the same as when we were elves
ive got all of the butt genes

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

you cant have butt genes
theres literally nothing that is butt genes
besides
butts are fat and yours is all in your head

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

sorry hun but literally everyone knows theres only one naga with a thicc head
and its deffo u
makes sense why ur so attached to that hat
its the only one that fits

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

uhm the hat is a direct flex on you bb
seeing as you cant wear those anymore with your flesh neck
still happy its bigger now
all that loose skin
make you regret it every time i get to rock a sweet top piece

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

and what part of this whole flashy bod screams the need for accessories
unlike your boring look i dont need a hat to complete the outfit
i am the whole damn look

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

your tits being out isnt a look hun
its just tits
and seein as thats all you have on me id say youve got no idea what accessories you need

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

ding dong ur wrong
tits are the b e s t accessory and thats fact
sorry that ur scaly balls dont go as well w a necklace as my boobs do

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

oh my god
thats it
conversation cancelled
i hate that youre making me think about snalls im OUT

<HotterTwin>

[restinglichface]

holyfuck snalls was what did it!!!!
i cant believe snake balls murdered my brother!!!

<coolertwin>

[pocketspa]

thats it
youve murdered your brother with snalls
rip taako he was the best and his vengeful sister MURDERED HIM
good luck giving that eulogy
im gonna come fight you