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oh my god you thot
lose barold and immediately start mackin on any horse that comes your way
just put out a psa
LFH looking for horse

yeah look we can figure it out
i just want to stick a million marshmallows to you and laugh

look sometimes a girl has needs
and that need just happens to be some hardcore cuddling with a slightly damp equine
barold cant fault me for needing a little friendly affection after a dozen year drought alright
mamas gotta get her touch on

and you say that like i wouldnt let you do that any old friday night
lets fucking go dingus
you pick a day and im there ready to gooo

oh yeah cuddling suuuure
if you wanted cuddling i am right here
we even have the option of the snall like cmon theres oPTIONS

also look at you just craving the ability to do dumb shit
brb going to bavan to get 500 hot dogs to see how big a weenie we can make you

a hot sweaty man is one thing ko
a wet sweaty brother is something else entirely
yucka

look i have like 12 years of dumb shit to catch up on alright
bring the 500 hot dogs and set me the fuck on fire STAT