🔥 IC Inbox; hadriel

[restinglichface]

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Sup, nerd. I'm off doing something better with my time, so leave a message or whatever.

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[barold]

Trust me, it was entirely accidental. They were very nice and helpful, though.

Look, I can make you:



Not as pretty, though. 2/10, prefer the real thing.

[restinglichface]

[good thing its text so he cant see her silly grin]

look i can make taako:

[barold]

[Good thing Barry's alone in his room so Taako can't hear him chuckle-snort. He's too young and pretty to be made a lich right away.]

Well that is not a very nice thing to say about your brother, is it. You would hurt his feelings.

[restinglichface]

dont try and guilt trip me bluejeans
i know him better than you do
and hes salt all over

[barold]

I know you do.
I just choose to not say such horrible things about my dear brother-in-law.
I love and respect him very much.


[read: he's scared of him]

[restinglichface]

coward
hes not here yknow
hes not reading over my shoulder
he wont see any of this convo

[talk shit, barry. do it]

[barold]

I would never. Taako is my family.

[what if he steals either of their phones, this is suicide, lup, you realize this]

[restinglichface]

wimp

[its ok babe she still loves you]

im not mad that you wont trash talk our friends. just disappointed

[barold]

[WELL. Barry's next text takes twenty literal minutes to write:]

Sometimes Taako speaks without consideration for other people's feelings. Specifically, mine.

[restinglichface]

[even a full floor down from Barry's room, the man wouldn't be able to miss Lup's cackling laughter the moment she finally got his response. well fucking worth the wait]

ok disappointment over
im coming upstairs to smooch u

[barold]

dont leave your phone lup please iam begging you

[restinglichface]

[His only response is more cackling from downstairs. Sorry, Barry]

[barold]

[at least that means she has her phone with her downstairs right oh god oh god]

LUP PLEASE.

[restinglichface]

fine fine
im not gonna throw you to the sharks barold god
and im fully capable of keeping shit from my brother ok

[sounds fake but]

[barold]

[sounds fake but]

thank you lup. i can't believe i just did that.
are you coming upstairs?

[he could really use a consolation smooch]

[restinglichface]

nerd
could face the hunger head on like it was nothing but 100 years my brother still gets you all cute and nervous

[lup talks shit but its fucking Good ok. dont change ever.]

and natch gimme like two mins

[barold]

the hunger couldn't do anything but kill me, lup! my fears are completely healthy okay, it's basic self-preservation!!

thank you.

[restinglichface]

try to put my brother out of mind by the time i get upstairs k?
coming now babe
brt