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hey lup if you were an animal in a past life what do you think you would've been?
Edited 2017-07-30 05:17 (UTC)
[she's already awake, thanks to Taako's phone going off just moments before, so there's probably no point snapping at him again]
a politician
or maybe a bombass lizard
a politician
or maybe a bombass lizard
have you ever met one??? def not real people, mags.
you know what?
that's a valid point.
i've never met a politician i've liked.
you'd probably be the first??
that's a valid point.
i've never met a politician i've liked.
you'd probably be the first??
[her entire political platform would be petty crime and dabbing]
natch.
what about you? what's your inner beast?
bear? dog? giant bear body with a tiny dog head?
natch.
what about you? what's your inner beast?
bear? dog? giant bear body with a tiny dog head?
oh man that's super hard.
i mean, on the one hand, i'm definitely a bear in every sense of the word.
on the other can you imagine me as a bull mastiff?? fuuuck. that'd be so good.
okay, i got it.
bear body, dog head and tail, hyena spots, kangaroo muscles, shark's penis.
i mean, on the one hand, i'm definitely a bear in every sense of the word.
on the other can you imagine me as a bull mastiff?? fuuuck. that'd be so good.
okay, i got it.
bear body, dog head and tail, hyena spots, kangaroo muscles, shark's penis.
am i going to regret asking what's so special about a shark's dick?
okay that sounds fake
did you actually see that on fantasy animal planet or did you just dream it cause there's no fucking way dude.
did you actually see that on fantasy animal planet or did you just dream it cause there's no fucking way dude.
uh, you've never gone shark fishing before?? fishing for sharks? everyone does it, lup.
[...Is she losing coolness points for not having gone? Shit. FIX THIS.]
DUH OF COURSE I HAVE im just fucking with you
im p much a pro at this point. can juggle em in the air with magic too. p flipping sweet. you should see it.
so yeah. ive seen them. sharks and their double dicks. yep. old news by now honestly
DUH OF COURSE I HAVE im just fucking with you
im p much a pro at this point. can juggle em in the air with magic too. p flipping sweet. you should see it.
so yeah. ive seen them. sharks and their double dicks. yep. old news by now honestly
[Oh my god, like, he's definitely telling the truth about shark penises right now, but also he's never actually gone shark fishing. He's just seen them in fish markets. And the way she's doubling back on her words makes it so obvious she's just trying to be cool.
It's pretty cute, not gonna lie. But that doesn't mean he's not gonna come for her.]
oh yeah? when's the last time you went shark fishing?
It's pretty cute, not gonna lie. But that doesn't mean he's not gonna come for her.]
oh yeah? when's the last time you went shark fishing?
like last week.
[wait SHIT]
i found a TON in the river. you know, fresh water sharks. just ripe for the fishin
[wait SHIT]
i found a TON in the river. you know, fresh water sharks. just ripe for the fishin
well no one obvs
all of the sharks i caught were too small and had to be put back in the river
sorry brah, it's the law.
all of the sharks i caught were too small and had to be put back in the river
sorry brah, it's the law.
no pet shark for magnus????
i should've mentioned i'm in the market for that pet you get after your last pet disappears forever so you feel less awful and lonely all the time.
my goldfish ran away.
or i ran away from him?
whatever, details aren't important.
i should've mentioned i'm in the market for that pet you get after your last pet disappears forever so you feel less awful and lonely all the time.
my goldfish ran away.
or i ran away from him?
whatever, details aren't important.
shit
at least your goldfish ran away instead of getting eaten by something.
or someONE.
but now that i know you're in the market, i'll bring you back a nice double-dicked shark next time i'm fishing.
yolo, right?
at least your goldfish ran away instead of getting eaten by something.
or someONE.
but now that i know you're in the market, i'll bring you back a nice double-dicked shark next time i'm fishing.
yolo, right?
i don't discriminate.
the pet shark can have a barnacle vagina. either one is fine.
also don't even joke about steven dying. the pain is too raw.
the pet shark can have a barnacle vagina. either one is fine.
also don't even joke about steven dying. the pain is too raw.
you're a progressive man, mags.
i'll keep an eye out for you.
soooooo
any other rando questions running thru your head or can i get back to sleep?
i'll keep an eye out for you.
soooooo
any other rando questions running thru your head or can i get back to sleep?
yeah, if there are two suns on a planet is summer twice as hot?
im going to bed now magnus
[there is absolutely no way she won't be kept up all night thinking about this now]
[there is absolutely no way she won't be kept up all night thinking about this now]
[ hey lup. we all know something is missing in your life. the rest of the family? the dude you're in love with? the security of knowing just about everything that's going on and the exact amount of time you'll have on this plane before you leave?
HELL NAH IT'S THIS UNSOLICITED PHOTO TEXT.
without the person in it. or maybe with a weird mannequin posed on it. either/or. ]
HELL NAH IT'S THIS UNSOLICITED PHOTO TEXT.
without the person in it. or maybe with a weird mannequin posed on it. either/or. ]
[hey, at least this one isn't coming in at three am]
um. was there more to this or something? or are you trying to impose your creepy fetish on me cause i will kinkshame you if you even think about it
um. was there more to this or something? or are you trying to impose your creepy fetish on me cause i will kinkshame you if you even think about it
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