bar and i know all about time lost alright and were making up for that and then some now but youre p important to us too look i cant be riding dick 24/7 k? i like spending time w my pals too which includes you
[Yeah, she knows it's hot. You don't have to tell her.]
With what? My beautiful smile?
[a smile she then demonstrates, baring her teeth.]
Alright so, long story short, Nate went divin' awhile back and found out there were some sharks at the bottom of this lake, right? So, smart boy he is, he came to Taako and me to go on a dive with him, so the two of us could crowd control while he sank to the bottom. [She pulls out her phone here, She has a few pictures of the sharktopus they ran into.]
Anyway, I've been slaying lake sharks since then, mostly for fun, but shark steak isn't bad when put in a good chef's capable hands.
Oh. [She turns back to look out at the lake, grinning at that.] I dunno how you managed to avoid learnin' that Taako an' I are bomb chefs, but yeah. Burgers are way easy.
[a beat] As long as you don't mind what meat's in 'em.
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thanks
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hmu if u change your mind kiddo
aint got shit to do today otherwise
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are you making raunchy sex jokes about barold and i??
im so proud
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cha girls got needs that went unfulfilled for way too long ok
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look just...
dont waste the time that was given to you
you dont know when it will end
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and were making up for that and then some now
but youre p important to us too
look i cant be riding dick 24/7 k?
i like spending time w my pals too
which includes you
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you cant?
thats so disappointing
but
in that case...
if you dont mind me thinking...
i could use your company
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wanna fish with me?
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lets get our fish on!
did i ever tell you about the shark fishing we used to do at the lake? it was p bomb
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tell me all!!!
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then ill give you all the deets
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γAnd he's gone~ γ
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Itβs just a fishing staple at this point.]
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You're gonna scare the fish with that...
γLol, hi.
He sits next to her.γ
So, sharks?
γHe'll do that thing he does, in which he listens and doesn't talk. Great, huh?γ
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With what? My beautiful smile?
[a smile she then demonstrates, baring her teeth.]
Alright so, long story short, Nate went divin' awhile back and found out there were some sharks at the bottom of this lake, right? So, smart boy he is, he came to Taako and me to go on a dive with him, so the two of us could crowd control while he sank to the bottom. [She pulls out her phone here, She has a few pictures of the sharktopus they ran into.]
Anyway, I've been slaying lake sharks since then, mostly for fun, but shark steak isn't bad when put in a good chef's capable hands.
[Lup uses this newfound power for good only, naturally.]
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Damn that gives him an idea, maybe for later.γ
Are there more of these in there? And the most important... did it taste good?
γTakoyaki was the best, as well as octopus teppanyaki!
... funny, Taako... tako... octopus... Heh... That happens when you lived in Japan for a few years.γ
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Natch to both of those, but I'm a little offended you even had to ask the second question. Don't you know I can make anything taste great?
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I... actually didn't.... γGasp!!! That gives him an idea!!!γ
Lup... Lup!! Do you know what a burger is?!
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[a beat] As long as you don't mind what meat's in 'em.
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γSeriously, though, he's been aching for a single burger ever since he got there!γ
I don't care! Just make it taste like one! Why haven't you and your brother set up a restaurant in this place? We need it!
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