...that's the worst you can do? Pshhh. Call it when you've seen enough, I guess.
[ Or he'll just stop when he gets bored with it -- he's not certain what the appeal is, either, but sure. She obviously wants a show, so he'll try to make it seem real. How he'd kiss if it were actually a person, which as Lup will figure out pretty quickly is thoroughly. ]
[Mmmmm way to put on a good show, Drake. Lup allows the making out sesh to linger on for a moment or two until she waves a hand, calling him off of it.]
I was starting easy, alright. Gotta start small and work our way up. Nice show, though. Great technique.
[ He's going for hard mode this time, since she was such a brat on the first one. The little smirk on his face should probably be a warning... he takes a moment to come up with a third person that isn't super obvious, then when he thinks he's got a good set: ]
The elf opens her mouth... then quickly closes it. This is. Very hard. How dare he. How dare he make her actually think this through.]
Kill you cuz you're such a dick to me, obviously.
[That one was easy, at least.]
Fuck Ephemera. Marry Nate. I think our marriage would last like a depressingly short time, but at least I could wake up beside those yummy abs for a few good months while I'm getting it from your boy on the side.
[ Drake actually starts laughing, because she looks kind of like a fish. He was expecting her to drink her way out of this question, and isn't entirely certain he believes her... ]
Excuse you. You said you wanted it hard, I'm giving you what you asked for. And that's a cool story but if you're lying you still have to drink.
[Alright, so he's definitely caught her. Lup laughs with him, a hand slapping against her own mouth to try and quiet her cackling, even as her skinny shoulders shake.]
Calling me out, huh? You can't prove a thing. [still, she's swiping up her glass for a drink anyway.] But since you pre-gamed anyway, I guess it won't hurt to give you this one. I gotta catch up.
[ Aha. Just like he thought. Drake nods his approval when she takes a drink instead of giving whatever the real answer might be, because that's the game. ]
[ That's actually a really difficult question, because most of the people he knows right now fit into specific roles that take them out of the running entirely. He doesn't know the names of hotties he just spots wandering around. But after a moment's thought he comes up with a list of people he actually does know. ]
You, obviously. Henry. Cashmere. Tucker. And... probably Kyna, but Jo's pretty hot too. So nearly that whole list is a no-go, you should feel bad for me.
Oh yeah, I def feel bad for you. [There's like two on there she maybe approves of. Maybe two and a half. The elf lifts a hand and runs it through her hair, posing as best as siting on the floor with allow.] Lucky for you, you've got me to act as your eye candy whenever you need.
[But she can't keep up the pose long without bursting into laughter again. Whoops, maybe she did pre-game a little more than she was letting on.]
[ That's a good question, though... for fairness he's gonna say totally random, it's cheating if she picks somebody who'd go along with it. Maybe they should feel bad for pranking someone, but hey, don't pick up a call from a stranger at like 4 in the morning maybe. Life lesson. ]
Eyes closed, unless one of us recognizes the name as a kid or something.
Yeeeeah, let's screen so I don't end up calling an actual infant or like, my own brother. Grossarooni.
[WHEEL OF MORALITY, TURN TURN TURN... Lup closes her eyes after pulling out her phone, giving a few good scrolls downwards deeper into network posts before she stops on one. Okay. Alright. Someone she knows - who is very much an adult - but not someone Lup knows well enough that she'll have to fake an apology later. Fucking dunk.
She flips her screen towards Drake.] Good enough of a victim for you?
[ Drake leans in to glance at the victim -- yup, he doesn't know the guy either but thinks he knows who it is. Not a kid, and since Lup doesn't try again, nobody she's worried about either. Cool. ]
Maybe I'll feel bad about about this in the morning, but yeah. Wake this poor bastard up.
[And holy shit, this is an awful dare, but Lup is totally living right now. She nudges their glasses out of the way to crawl closer to Drake, so he can get the full experience, from the handful of rings that eventually lead up to a very sleepy 'h-hello?' on the other end.
And if anyone expected anything but Lup doing her best Jenna Marbles voice, they really don't know her well at all.]
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[A medium that she will take to an easy. Gotta be more specific, Drakey.]
First time Taako sucked dick, he was totally unprepared and ended up throwing up on the dude. A total classic. Your turn. Truth or dare?
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[ Also, gross. He's kinda glad that didn't happen to him because ugh. It didn't go great, but. ]
Dare.
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Make out with your hand. Real nice an' slow.
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[ Or he'll just stop when he gets bored with it -- he's not certain what the appeal is, either, but sure. She obviously wants a show, so he'll try to make it seem real. How he'd kiss if it were actually a person, which as Lup will figure out pretty quickly is thoroughly. ]
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I was starting easy, alright. Gotta start small and work our way up. Nice show, though. Great technique.
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Nobody's ever complained. Your turn, truth or dare?
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I'll give you another shot at truth since you botched it up real bad last time.
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Fuck marry kill. Me, Ephemera, Nate.
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The elf opens her mouth... then quickly closes it. This is. Very hard. How dare he. How dare he make her actually think this through.]
Kill you cuz you're such a dick to me, obviously.
[That one was easy, at least.]
Fuck Ephemera. Marry Nate. I think our marriage would last like a depressingly short time, but at least I could wake up beside those yummy abs for a few good months while I'm getting it from your boy on the side.
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Excuse you. You said you wanted it hard, I'm giving you what you asked for. And that's a cool story but if you're lying you still have to drink.
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Calling me out, huh? You can't prove a thing. [still, she's swiping up her glass for a drink anyway.] But since you pre-gamed anyway, I guess it won't hurt to give you this one. I gotta catch up.
Truth or dare.
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[ Aha. Just like he thought. Drake nods his approval when she takes a drink instead of giving whatever the real answer might be, because that's the game. ]
Truth.
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Name the top five hottest people in Hadriel. I know I'm top of the list, obvs, but I'm totes curious who else you've been checking out.
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[ That's actually a really difficult question, because most of the people he knows right now fit into specific roles that take them out of the running entirely. He doesn't know the names of hotties he just spots wandering around. But after a moment's thought he comes up with a list of people he actually does know. ]
You, obviously. Henry. Cashmere. Tucker. And... probably Kyna, but Jo's pretty hot too. So nearly that whole list is a no-go, you should feel bad for me.
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[But she can't keep up the pose long without bursting into laughter again. Whoops, maybe she did pre-game a little more than she was letting on.]
Give me a good dare, you nerd.
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That's worse. Don't you see how that makes it worse?
[ He gives an exaggerated, long-suffering sigh, then thinks for a moment. ]
Call somebody random off the network list, and if they pick up turn it into a booty call.
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Do I get to choose who or is that up to you? Or am I just like, scrolling with my eyes closed until I stop on someone? I'm game either way.
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[ That's a good question, though... for fairness he's gonna say totally random, it's cheating if she picks somebody who'd go along with it. Maybe they should feel bad for pranking someone, but hey, don't pick up a call from a stranger at like 4 in the morning maybe. Life lesson. ]
Eyes closed, unless one of us recognizes the name as a kid or something.
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[WHEEL OF MORALITY, TURN TURN TURN... Lup closes her eyes after pulling out her phone, giving a few good scrolls downwards deeper into network posts before she stops on one. Okay. Alright. Someone she knows - who is very much an adult - but not someone Lup knows well enough that she'll have to fake an apology later. Fucking dunk.
She flips her screen towards Drake.] Good enough of a victim for you?
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Maybe I'll feel bad about about this in the morning, but yeah. Wake this poor bastard up.
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[And holy shit, this is an awful dare, but Lup is totally living right now. She nudges their glasses out of the way to crawl closer to Drake, so he can get the full experience, from the handful of rings that eventually lead up to a very sleepy 'h-hello?' on the other end.
And if anyone expected anything but Lup doing her best Jenna Marbles voice, they really don't know her well at all.]
Ay bby, you want some fuck?