and ive known my guy for months so consider that from my end but wash better not make me regret telling you to hop on that it he starts any shit with you tell me and ill make him regret it
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thanks. i get dibs on kicking his ass if he fucks me over, but you can help. and i'm not trying to be like a dick or anything. i know he's your friend.
i know youre just a goodie good and that isnt an insult
[lup just isnt. she'll stand up against killing innocents and she'll fight endlessly to save the universe from destruction, but she's known since she was orphaned that people (humans, in particular) were just not to be trusted. her ability to put down her guard and make real, lasting friendships has significantly increased in the last century, but that doesn't mean it's easy. assuming the worst intent in strangers will always be a difficult feeling for her to shake off.]
but good i trust you to thoroughly roast his ass and then call cha girl over for the epic beatdown finale
you should probs just talk to him on your own but hes cool funny guy with some dank ass dark humor p creative he helped me out not too long ago so cant be too bad
yeah welcome to my life the last 100 fucking years our ship was a such a sausage fest deffo could have finished our shit faster if it was a team of competent women instead of the boner squad
no dear gods no PLEASE dont tell him hes in high demand hell never let us hear the end of it and also before you even think of poaching he cant reach his god here so zero powers
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um, thanks.
idk what sharkface told you, but wash isn't bad.
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what makes you so sure?
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it sounds like he just wants to be left alone.
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but wash better not make me regret telling you to hop on that
it he starts any shit with you tell me and ill make him regret it
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thanks.
i get dibs on kicking his ass if he fucks me over, but you can help.
and i'm not trying to be like
a dick or anything.
i know he's your friend.
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youre just a goodie good and that isnt an insult
[lup just isnt. she'll stand up against killing innocents and she'll fight endlessly to save the universe from destruction, but she's known since she was orphaned that people (humans, in particular) were just not to be trusted. her ability to put down her guard and make real, lasting friendships has significantly increased in the last century, but that doesn't mean it's easy. assuming the worst intent in strangers will always be a difficult feeling for her to shake off.]
but good
i trust you to thoroughly roast his ass and then call cha girl over for the epic beatdown finale
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but hey, tell me what sharkface is like.
ephemera?
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but hes cool
funny guy with some dank ass dark humor
p creative
he helped me out not too long ago so cant be too bad
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probs gonna be pretty awkward if he finds out i was hanging out with wash you know?
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boys are fucking dumb
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guess we have to be the cool kids and babysit them now.
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our ship was a such a sausage fest
deffo could have finished our shit faster if it was a team of competent women instead of the boner squad
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it's super lame.
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at least i wasnt completely alone for our thing
though now we're trapped with a whole new group of idiots to kick into shape huh?
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it's okay though.
tucker and harlan have saved my asses like a million times.
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[SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU, IPRE SQUAD.]
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theyre great.
awful but great
just might be nice to have a cleric who actually healed every now and then but yknow its whatevs
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who do i have to kill to get a cleric?
we don't have one.
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dear gods no
PLEASE dont tell him hes in high demand
hell never let us hear the end of it
and also before you even think of poaching
he cant reach his god here so zero powers
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see, that's why being a cleric is boring.
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totally useless.
like to see someone try and take my magic away
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no one's ever fucked with your magic?
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explain.
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don't you have a focus or something?
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