no pet shark for magnus???? i should've mentioned i'm in the market for that pet you get after your last pet disappears forever so you feel less awful and lonely all the time. my goldfish ran away. or i ran away from him? whatever, details aren't important.
shit at least your goldfish ran away instead of getting eaten by something. or someONE. but now that i know you're in the market, i'll bring you back a nice double-dicked shark next time i'm fishing. yolo, right?
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so
who ate those?
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all of the sharks i caught were too small and had to be put back in the river
sorry brah, it's the law.
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i should've mentioned i'm in the market for that pet you get after your last pet disappears forever so you feel less awful and lonely all the time.
my goldfish ran away.
or i ran away from him?
whatever, details aren't important.
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at least your goldfish ran away instead of getting eaten by something.
or someONE.
but now that i know you're in the market, i'll bring you back a nice double-dicked shark next time i'm fishing.
yolo, right?
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the pet shark can have a barnacle vagina. either one is fine.
also don't even joke about steven dying. the pain is too raw.
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i'll keep an eye out for you.
soooooo
any other rando questions running thru your head or can i get back to sleep?
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[there is absolutely no way she won't be kept up all night thinking about this now]
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