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i mean that sounds like a thing we could do but like
how many other nagas are there
actually stop
we need to make this and market it directly at fidds
and get all his money
done finished boom

re: costume discussions i can be the witch thats burning at the stake or something
or like
the devil idk
is that too gauche when theres literal demons around

that skinny little noodle?
babe im pretty sure the only thing thatll snap under pressure is fidds himself

i also cant believe youre questioning if something is too gauche for US
cmon taako thats extra fake
if we wanna dress up as bonfires and witches well make everyone jelly with how fucking good we look

ugh god youre right
its so hard not being perfect like we are
who else needs more durable ladders that we can scam

and look i just dont wanna deal with the bullshit yknow
it needs to be like stunning and not just because its fantasy 2edgy5me you know what i mean
no wait i got it ill just come out of nowhere at random times and dump a bucket of water on you
there we go nailed it

too bad barolds not around
any other moist horses we know need a lil hand reaching the top shelf?

hmmMM how bout nah
instead we could end the night with a sick light show after i set you on fire

gotta be somewhere

but uhhh youre the fire baybee
you light yourself up
char those marshmallows
im just here as a public service so you dont destroy half the town

think any of em are single?
asking for a friend

well there goes half of the fun of being a giant ass fire
maybe we should give halloween a little more thought
could be fun impersonating our lame friends

oh my god you thot
lose barold and immediately start mackin on any horse that comes your way
just put out a psa
LFH looking for horse

yeah look we can figure it out
i just want to stick a million marshmallows to you and laugh

look sometimes a girl has needs
and that need just happens to be some hardcore cuddling with a slightly damp equine
barold cant fault me for needing a little friendly affection after a dozen year drought alright
mamas gotta get her touch on

and you say that like i wouldnt let you do that any old friday night
lets fucking go dingus
you pick a day and im there ready to gooo

oh yeah cuddling suuuure
if you wanted cuddling i am right here
we even have the option of the snall like cmon theres oPTIONS

also look at you just craving the ability to do dumb shit
brb going to bavan to get 500 hot dogs to see how big a weenie we can make you

a hot sweaty man is one thing ko
a wet sweaty brother is something else entirely
yucka

look i have like 12 years of dumb shit to catch up on alright
bring the 500 hot dogs and set me the fuck on fire STAT