🔥 IC Inbox; hadriel

[restinglichface]

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Sup, nerd. I'm off doing something better with my time, so leave a message or whatever.

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[restinglichface]

so need anything else? im a busy lich

[evocation]

wait, shut up.
stop distracting me.
don't set people on fire.
unless they deserve it or whatever.

[restinglichface]

ill consider it
just for u

[evocation]

are you just saying that?

[restinglichface]

hon im not gonna promise anything
but know ill keep your voice in my head as a conscience to guide me

[evocation]

[No one's ever said anything like that to her before, and for a second she wonders if it's sarcastic.]

um, thanks.
idk what sharkface told you, but wash isn't bad.

[restinglichface]

[surprisingly for lup? it's not.]

what makes you so sure?

[evocation]

i spent like, most of the night talking to him.
it sounds like he just wants to be left alone.

[restinglichface]

and ive known my guy for months so consider that from my end
but wash better not make me regret telling you to hop on that
it he starts any shit with you tell me and ill make him regret it

[evocation]

[More things Kyna wasn't expecting: That. It takes her a couple of extra seconds to respond.]

thanks.
i get dibs on kicking his ass if he fucks me over, but you can help.
and i'm not trying to be like
a dick or anything.
i know he's your friend.

[restinglichface]

i know
youre just a goodie good and that isnt an insult

[lup just isnt. she'll stand up against killing innocents and she'll fight endlessly to save the universe from destruction, but she's known since she was orphaned that people (humans, in particular) were just not to be trusted. her ability to put down her guard and make real, lasting friendships has significantly increased in the last century, but that doesn't mean it's easy. assuming the worst intent in strangers will always be a difficult feeling for her to shake off.]

but good
i trust you to thoroughly roast his ass and then call cha girl over for the epic beatdown finale

[evocation]

god, i'm not wonder woman or something.
but hey, tell me what sharkface is like.
ephemera?

[restinglichface]

you should probs just talk to him on your own
but hes cool
funny guy with some dank ass dark humor
p creative
he helped me out not too long ago so cant be too bad

[evocation]

idk
probs gonna be pretty awkward if he finds out i was hanging out with wash you know?

[restinglichface]

yeah probs
boys are fucking dumb

[evocation]

ugh, right?
guess we have to be the cool kids and babysit them now.

[restinglichface]

yeah welcome to my life the last 100 fucking years
our ship was a such a sausage fest
deffo could have finished our shit faster if it was a team of competent women instead of the boner squad

[evocation]

i'm the only girl on my team.
it's super lame.

[restinglichface]

aw hun that bites
at least i wasnt completely alone for our thing
though now we're trapped with a whole new group of idiots to kick into shape huh?

[evocation]

yeah.
it's okay though.
tucker and harlan have saved my asses like a million times.

[restinglichface]

at least your teams good for something

[SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU, IPRE SQUAD.]

[evocation]

what, yours isn't?

[restinglichface]

nah im kidding
theyre great.
awful but great
just might be nice to have a cleric who actually healed every now and then but yknow its whatevs

[evocation]

shit
who do i have to kill to get a cleric?
we don't have one.

[restinglichface]

no
dear gods no
PLEASE dont tell him hes in high demand
hell never let us hear the end of it
and also before you even think of poaching
he cant reach his god here so zero powers