🔥 IC Inbox; hadriel

[restinglichface]

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Sup, nerd. I'm off doing something better with my time, so leave a message or whatever.

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[restinglichface]

he said the dude had it coming

[evocation]

had it coming how?

[restinglichface]

sorry hun
youd have to ask him

[evocation]

[Kyna makes a farting noise at her phone.]

okay, well don't roast him again.
he's crashing on my couch.

[restinglichface]

he cute under the helmet?

[evocation]

yeah, he's super cute.
that's not why i'm asking though.

[restinglichface]

kyna if you dont hit that im disowning you

[evocation]

lup wtf
you tried barbecuing the guy and now you're trying to get him laid?

[restinglichface]

sweetie i dont give a fuck about him
just looking out for my main girl
besides pickings are kinda slim here so grab what you can get

[evocation]

good point.
thanks for warming him up for me i guess.

[That is an offensively stupid joke but she's very proud of it.]

[restinglichface]

so need anything else? im a busy lich

[evocation]

wait, shut up.
stop distracting me.
don't set people on fire.
unless they deserve it or whatever.

[restinglichface]

ill consider it
just for u

[evocation]

are you just saying that?

[restinglichface]

hon im not gonna promise anything
but know ill keep your voice in my head as a conscience to guide me

[evocation]

[No one's ever said anything like that to her before, and for a second she wonders if it's sarcastic.]

um, thanks.
idk what sharkface told you, but wash isn't bad.

[restinglichface]

[surprisingly for lup? it's not.]

what makes you so sure?

[evocation]

i spent like, most of the night talking to him.
it sounds like he just wants to be left alone.

[restinglichface]

and ive known my guy for months so consider that from my end
but wash better not make me regret telling you to hop on that
it he starts any shit with you tell me and ill make him regret it

[evocation]

[More things Kyna wasn't expecting: That. It takes her a couple of extra seconds to respond.]

thanks.
i get dibs on kicking his ass if he fucks me over, but you can help.
and i'm not trying to be like
a dick or anything.
i know he's your friend.

[restinglichface]

i know
youre just a goodie good and that isnt an insult

[lup just isnt. she'll stand up against killing innocents and she'll fight endlessly to save the universe from destruction, but she's known since she was orphaned that people (humans, in particular) were just not to be trusted. her ability to put down her guard and make real, lasting friendships has significantly increased in the last century, but that doesn't mean it's easy. assuming the worst intent in strangers will always be a difficult feeling for her to shake off.]

but good
i trust you to thoroughly roast his ass and then call cha girl over for the epic beatdown finale

[evocation]

god, i'm not wonder woman or something.
but hey, tell me what sharkface is like.
ephemera?

[restinglichface]

you should probs just talk to him on your own
but hes cool
funny guy with some dank ass dark humor
p creative
he helped me out not too long ago so cant be too bad

[evocation]

idk
probs gonna be pretty awkward if he finds out i was hanging out with wash you know?

[restinglichface]

yeah probs
boys are fucking dumb